Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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