Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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