I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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