im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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