No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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