forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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