But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
i think i just lost a toe
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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