Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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