Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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