i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize