yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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