The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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