Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
