I wish you could order shots online.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.