that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.