So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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