Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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