One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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