How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.