got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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