i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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