My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
that is very illegal...i love you.
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