just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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