White coat. Heels.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
