Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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