so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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