i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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