And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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