don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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