Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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