oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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