Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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