I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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