im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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