Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
