There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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