I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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