this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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