NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
love makes seman taste better
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
