so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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