this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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