Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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