More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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