your parents love me but you hate me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I love you. Go after that dick
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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