I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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