How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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