I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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