did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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