i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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