that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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