i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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