I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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