if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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