Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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