Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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